Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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