I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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