I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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