what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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