I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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