I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have feelings that need drinking.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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