For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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