She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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