so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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We don't watch enough power rangers
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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