the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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