You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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