New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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