She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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