Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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