what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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