It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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