I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
