Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
