Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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