She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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