what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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