I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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