i permit you to call me
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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