She said her name was "party"
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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