Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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