so that wasnt chicken after all
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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