I'm going to jail i love you
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just gift wrapped bread.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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