is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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