you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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