So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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