she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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