She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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