I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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