She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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