I must be too annoying 4 u.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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