If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she pinky promised me she was 18
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
