His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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