Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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