I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
another moral hangover. fuck.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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