I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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