1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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