theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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