whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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