Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
