Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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