yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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