Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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