Just fell off a train. Bad.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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