She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Dick very happy bro
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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