idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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