We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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