I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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