One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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