I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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