how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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