I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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