she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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