My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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