Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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